This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you

you do realize that this is really hurtful right?
i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself. 
to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.

Women aren’t born with makeup on, guy. Just like penises don’t circumcise themselves, and air conditioning isn’t ‘natural’. Makeup is no different than brushing your hair, or bubblegum. It’s elective. Although I have a sneaking suspicion that you’re not very loved by the ladies.

Male logic:
Treat makeup-less women like shit for looking “less attractive”
Pressure women to wear makeup in order to receive basic respect
Treat women like malicious liars for wearing the makeup they were told they HAD to wear

She’s not ‘lying’ to you. She has no obligation to prove anything to you. If she wishes to wear makeup it’s her choice, if she doesn’t, it’s her choice. It’s not to please you, it’s not to deceive you, it has nothing to do with what they want you to feel, it’s for themselves. Stop being a cunt.

A girl I’m friends with on Facebook posted this status and I love it so much.




why is she big spoon tho

because why the fuck not. because girls like to be the big spoon too. because boys like to be held. because everyone likes to be held. because not every girl needs to be enveloped in some guy all the time, or anyone. because sometimes men want to be the little spoons and feel safe and woman want to do the protecting. because shut up.

I like being big spoon better tbh

I love being big spoon. Means i hVe something to snuggle





Read this shit lol

oh my gufkcing goisdflkja


That’s the type of shit that’ll get somebody killed.

He’s dead.

The bridge is never worth the jump.

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Me and the siblings on the way home from the dentist. The Facial expressions are due to intense sunlight.

Blink-182 | I miss you.



how anyone could ever eat these precious babies I will never know.

They are delicious

shut the fuck up

when you bust a nut and she keeps sucking